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Doctor Who: Planet of the Giants Memes

May 11, 2021May 23, 2021 / Kari / Leave a comment
(Image of Tardis) When the TARDIS looks like a model but turns out to have been shrunk: Well played, Doctor Who. Well played.
(Image of broken screen) The poor TARDIS found the Master/Dalek slash.
(Image of letter and number codes) Quick, call the "Lost" fans! What does it meeeeeean?
(Image of the Doctor looking sickened) Oh God, there's Master/Dalek slash?
(Image of Susan talking to a giant ant) "Wait a minute! You're not Paul Rudd!"
(Image of tortoiseshell cat closeup) Call in the stunt cat!
(Image of Barbara speaking with giant fly) When does Jeff Goldblum show up?
(Image of Susan and Ian standing on a giant notepad) Early iPads were bigger.
(Image of Ian talking with Barbara picking up a piece of giant wheat behind him) Holding the Idiot Ball, er, wheat.
(Image of pensive Ian) When they ask you how you are and you just have to say that you're fine when you're not really fine but you just can't get into it because they will never understand.
(Image of Farrow and Smithers) I do not ship it. No, I don't.
(Image of Farrow talking on the phone with a hanky over the receiver) Impersonating your victim with a hanky: Foolproof plan!
(Image of Ian hiding in a matchbox) When Who fans argue Classic vs. New Who.
(Image of the team trying to force the TARDIS door shut) They heard Boris Johnson was on his way.
(Image of giant face rear projected behind Ian) Few recall the first appearance of the Face of Boe in 1964.
(Image of Ian and Barbara staring at Susan) The day Susan learned belching the national anthem isn't ALWAYS useful.

Doctor Who: Rose Memes

April 13, 2021April 23, 2021 / Kari / Leave a comment
(Image of explosion) How you know the Doctor is back.
(Image of the Doctor and Rose looking into a large hole) The hole's dark and I can't see anything. Will you jump down? Yes? No?
(Image of the Doctor looking gleeful and holding up a vial) Hey, we could totally murder someone with this! (And then they did.)
(Image of Rose laughing) When someone says the Doctor isn't half human.
(Image of the Ninth Doctor wincing) When they say Classic Who is better.
(Image of Rose gaping) When they say Doctor Who is back.
(Image of Autons wearing trendy clothes with bare chests) Is this BTS or One Direction?
(Image of Tardis peeking out from an alleyway) "Everywhere you look, on land or in the ocean, there are extraordinary examples of the lengths living things go to to stay alive." - Sir David Attenborough
(Image of two Autons looking up) Got a new outfit, looking fine!
(Image of a mannequin arm on a cushy chair next to a pink throw pillow) Modern decor trends got weird.

The Doctor Who TV Movie Memes

March 30, 2021April 23, 2021 / Kari / Leave a comment
(Image of the Master making a dramatic gesture) The Master: Puts the "buoyant" in "flamboyant."
(Image of Grace wearing a brooch looking at the Doctor) Failed 1996 Doctor Who pilot: It WAS Agatha all along?
(Image of Seventh Doctor in surgery) Who gave the BBC a scalpel!?
(Image of someone picking up a small gadget) Gonna tell my kids this is a cassette tape.
(Image of the Doctor having his eyes pried open) The Doctor stops in 1971 to star in "A Clockwork Orange."
(Image of Chang Lee frowning) What do you mean I don't count as a companion?
(Image of the Doctor clad in a sheet screaming to the heavens) Eight: The Drama Doctor.
(Image of Grace looking annoyed while the Doctor stands very close) When a dude hits on you in the elevator.
(Image of the Doctor looking puzzled) The Doctor trying to figure out the plot of his own TV movie.
(Image of four men shooting big guns) American Doctor Who: Just add guns!
(Image of a puddle, a bound man, a drip of slime and a bad CG snake) The Master: Not always THAT scary.
(Image of the Seventh Doctor in a room full of candles) When the Doctor stans "Phantom of the Opera" a little TOO hard.
(Image of Grace's boyfriend looking smug) Breaks up with girlfriend. Takes the sofa, leaves his shoes LIKE A TOTAL PSYCHOPATH.
(Image of a corpse's feet) Doctor Who as directed by Quentin Tarantino.
(Image of the Doctor making a weird face during a regeneration) When you have to sneeze, but can't.
(Image of the Doctor reflected in multiple mirrors) When will my reflection show, who I am insiiiiiiiide..."
(Image of the Doctor's eyes, wide) When you suddenly remember that you left your Tardis on.
(Image of the Master smiling smugly) Worst ex EVER.

Dr. Who and the Daleks Comparisons

March 20, 2021April 23, 2021 / Kari / Leave a comment
(Image of Peter Cushing and William Hartnell)
(Image of the child Susan from the movie and teen Susan from the show)
(Image of the young Ian from the movie and the adult teacher Ian from the show)
(Image of the teen Barbara from the movie and adult teacher Barbara from the show)
(Image of the Daleks in rows saluting an elevated Dalek) Doctor Who Facts: Creator Terry Nation based the Daleks on the Nazis.

Dr. Who and the Daleks Memes

March 16, 2021April 23, 2021 / Kari / Leave a comment
(Image of the Thals grouped together and looking at the camera) The Thals' new album made the top 40.
(Image of Susan and the Doctor holding hands and smiling) On "Take your grandkid to work" day.
(Image of a group of Thals bathed in green light) Nobody remembers Woodstock right.
(Image of the Doctor and Susan looking at a vial) Wow, I could totally murder someone with this!
(Image of Barbara against a wall surrounded by pink plastic) Dalek interior decor: Pink shower curtains.
(Image of an annoyed Susan) What do you mean I'm human now?
(Image of the Doctor reading a comic) It's a graphic novel, MOM!
(Image of a Dalek with a tiny flame jet coming from it) Who gave a Dalek a flamethrower!?
(Image of Ian looking offended) What do you mean, I'm a bumbling klutz in the movie?
(Image of an unconvincing sculpted green monster head) Doctor Who's biggest monster budget yet!
(Image of two Daleks watching the Tardis team on a television screen) We'll send them cheesy movies! The worst we can find!

Doctor Who: Reign of Terror Memes

March 2, 2021April 23, 2021 / Kari / Leave a comment
(Image of a manacled Ian with his wrists crossed) Wonder Woman 1984 took an unexpected turn.
(Image of William Hartnell's body double walking down a lane) This is not a pipe. This is also not William Hartnell.
(Image of the Doctor brandishing a shovel) OK, who gave the Doctor a shovel!?
(Image of Ian wearing a puffy shirt) Look, it's not my shirt.
(Image of a drab forest and field) Ah, the majesty of the French... British... French British countryside!
(Image of James Sterling) I'm Jim Stephanie f***ing Sterling, son!
(Image of the Doctor kneeling over an unconscious man) He isn't dead!? Inconceivable!
(Image of Susan looking dismayed) What do you mean my hair isn't period accurate?
(Image of French child looking worried) Welcome to France. Beware of free-roaming Gavroches.
(Image of a cartoon sketch of Barbara) "Draw me like one of your French girls," I said. "It'll be fun," I said.
(Image of the Tardis partially concealed by foliage) More than any other predator, the Tardis has evolved to survive on very few calories.
(Image of the Doctor holding a candle) It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. You can't burn down a house with curses.
(Image of the Marx brothers and others jammed into a tiny space) Actual footage of "Reign of Terror."
(Image of the Doctor holding a lit candlestick and talking to Ian) It was DEFINITELY the doctor with the candlestick in the dining room.

Doctor Who: The Sensorites Memes

February 16, 2021April 23, 2021 / Kari / Leave a comment
(Image of Susan looking interested) You mean I get to do something cool this episode!?
(Image of Sensorite peering through window at Ian) Oh hai Ian!
(Image of a Sensorite looking at a mess of wires attached to a man's head) Early perms were complicated.
(Image of a hairy man with a massive stake looking at the Doctor) Let's start the test, I brought my No. 102 pencil.
(Image of a weird-looking object with a handle) Kitchen implement or Doctor Who prop?
(Image of disheveled man with crazy eyes) Long hair + beard = 1960s shorthand for cray-cray.
(Image of round, flat pancake feet) Q. Why watch Doctor Who? A. Aliens in footie pajamas.
(Image of long-haired bearded man lying face up on the ground) The time Doctor Who found Jesus.
(Image of Ian drinking from a mug) Ian's job shilling Folgers didn't last long.
(Image of sewer) The opulent sets of Doctor Who.
(Image of Ian lying down with his eyes closed) Dreaming condescending dreams.
(Image of the Doctor inspecting a plant with a magnifying glass) Oh hey, belladonna. I could DEFINITELY murder someone with this.
(Image of Barbara talking to a man) I'll just turn up in the last 30 minutes and solve everything, K?

Doctor Who: The Aztecs Memes

February 2, 2021April 23, 2021 / Kari / Leave a comment
(Image of the Doctor, with Ian doing a thousand-yard stare and wearing a bird headdress) I was an actor once, dammit. Now look at me. LOOK AT ME!
(Image of Susan looking at a rock) Wow, my grandpa could really kill someone with this.
(Image of an Aztec glowering straight into the camera) TFW the elderly person in the 1986 Cadillac ahead is going 14 MPH in a 30.
(Image of Susan looking unimpressed) Lady Barely-Appearing-in-This-Serial
(Image of the Doctor, with Ian doing a thousand-yard stare and wearing a bird headdress)  Still not sure about this whole "Pokemon" thing.
(Image of Barbara in Aztec regalia looking at a man prepared for human sacrifice) This is nice, but I ordered the spaghetti?
(Image of the Doctor talking to a man in a jaguar headdress) Mewtwo cosplay has gotten out of hand.
(Image of a dead man lying on the pavement) Ian kills again.
(Image of the Doctor and Cameca sitting on a bench with two old people behind them) When your grandparents bring their parents on the date.
(Image of the Doctor looking terrified) That moment when you find out you got engaged.
(Image of the Doctor, with Ian doing a thousand-yard stare and wearing a bird headdress) Things they don't tell you about in acting school.
(The Doctor grinning maniacally at a toxic leaf) Wow, I could really murder someone with this!
(Group of Aztecs with layers on) The most clothed Aztecs in history.
(Image of Aztec right in Ian's face) How do you know he's evil? He's a close talker.
(Image of Ian lying next to an Aztec) Still a better love story than Twilight.
(Image of the Doctor, with Ian doing a thousand-yard stare and wearing a bird headdress) Bawk bawk. B'gawk.
(Image of Barbara in Aztec regalia, frowning) Hmm. End human sacrifice or reign as eternal god-queen? Decisions, decisions.

Doctor Who: The Keys of Marinus Memes

January 19, 2021April 23, 2021 / Kari / Leave a comment
(Image of miniature Tardis model) The itsy-bitsiest, teenie-weeniest, cutie-wootiest Tardis of them all!
(Image of Ian talking to a man in a military uniform styled like that of a Nazi) I did Nazi that coming.
(Image of relief with massive glowing eyes) When you use googly eyes in all your decorating
(Image of Barbara talking to Ian and looking unimpressed) Sure, Ian. Sure.
(Image of Ian inspecting a body on the ground) We all knew Ian was going to talk someone to death eventually.
(Image of Tardis team looking around but Barbara looking up) Barbara looks up. Barbara is a good D&D player. Be like Barbara.
(Image of Barbara, Ian and two other people in furs) We're not going to talk about fire again, are we?
(Image of Susan with her hands over her ears) Just stop talking, Ian!
(Image of Palpatine from Star Wars and Arbitan from Doctor Who in identical poses) Palpatine, Arbitan: Separated at birth?
(Image of Voord) In their later years, the teletubbies got weird.
(Image of an empty frame packaged as a toy) Actual Doctor Who toy. (Image of a cute talking penguin) Not a Doctor Who toy.
(The Doctor looking at a rock next to Ian) Hey, I could murder someone with this.
Doctor Who on mind control, is it evil? (Image of brain slug) Yes. (Image of Arbitan) Nah.

Doctor Who: Marco Polo Memes

January 5, 2021April 23, 2021 / Kari / Leave a comment
(Image of awkward CG people) Not sure if Doctor Who recon or Deadly Premonition.
(Image of the Tardis) The Tardis is broken again. Must be a day ending with Y.
(Image of CG Ian talking) CG Ian can still 'splain.
(Image of irritated Barbara) Sure, Ian. Sure.
(Image of smiling Ping Cho and Susan) Can we ship it? YES WE CAN!
(Image of white man made up to look Asian) OMG Karen, you can't just ask someone why they're white! (But sometimes, maybe you should.)
(Image of a man grabbing a screaming Susan) That's my purse! I don't know you!
(Image of the Doctor talking to an elderly Khan) Old dude besties.
(Image of Marco Polo and Ace Rimmer in similar poses) Doctor Who's Marco Polo and Ace Rimmer: Separated at birth?
(Image of Ping Cho and the same actress in her role in Space: 1999) Later, Ping-Cho stole a Tardis and went to live on the moon.
(Image of a CG man with an abnormally tiny chin) The most trustworthy chin in the Doctor Who world.
(Images of the CG Doctor, the CG Tardis console, the CG Tardis exterior and two CG men fighting) Doctor Who fans meticulously recreate lost episodes in CG. Not a meme, we just think it's cool.
(Image of Ian and Marco Polo) Smugness contest! No matter who wins, we lose.

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